Thursday, August 29, 2013

MAPLEWOOD AN URBAN DICTIONARY ENTRY?

Yes, we are in the Urban Dictionary, 
whatever that is. Does not seem like a nice place.

See HERE and below:



A place where hippies go after their flower 
power days to get high-paying jobs and 
raise their children. Gays and biracial 
families are the norm. The families that 
inhabit Maplewood are often transplants 
from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People 
in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole 
Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, 
Starbucks and the newest technology. 
Practically no one is conservative, and 
parents practically feed their children 
liberal ideals, by doing things like 
sending them to Obama picnics. 
In Maplewood, everyone knows each 
other. And on a nice sunny day, the
 parks are typically crowded with toddlers, 
dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children 
of maplewood are typically grow into very 
spoiled individuals. Their student parking 
lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone 
has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed 
and alcohol are consumed at an 
alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns 
out some of the most sucessful and talented 
people. So many that the high school had to 
start its own hall of fame. Because of this, 
the surrounding towns are jealous and often 
resort to calling Maplewood things like 
"Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".



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